January 2011
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Just been listening to Adele’s new album on the bus. Songs breaking my heart.
Jan 31st
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My lovely horse, running through the field Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind? I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist My lovely horse, you’re a pony no more Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night 
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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My B I T C H’S on my dick like this
Jan 28th
Totally giddy in the pub talking about terrible things. Text sophie a love story.
Jan 28th
About to watch Scott Pilgrim vs The World for the first time. hell to the cera
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
Its really sad to see what the little girls are wearing, and the way they are dancing. It really is sexualising little girls, its just awful. Big fat gypsy wedding.
Jan 27th
I just died. Chanel bedding. Big fat gypsy wedding. Yeah CHANEL bedding. I also screamed the loudest scream. Tiny spide on my leg. SCREAM
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
Amanda Seyfried is fucking hot. I so would. Diablo Cody’s writing makes it so hard to like the characters, I just adore Amanda so she can do no wrong. But there is no need for every few sentences to be laden with sarcasm, dry wit and strange expressions.
Jan 26th
Watching Jennifer’s Body. Not sure why. Can’t stop looking at Megan Fox’s lips. They just don’t look real.  My mind is fucked.
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Jan 25th
Off to Edinburgh in the morning with some of the peoples from work. Worked hard and won an incentive to go for Burn’s Night. Packed a bag, struggling to be happy with what I’ve packed. MEH
Jan 24th
Glee!
Dear grilled cheesus. First of all you’re super delicious. Is God an evil dwarf? Whenever I pray I fall asleep.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
I give up, boring movie. But its ok Pulp Fiction in five minutes
Jan 23rd
Don’t know if I can survive waiting to see how nature wreaks havoc. Acting is shit awful.
Jan 23rd
Long weekend
About to watch a movie about a couple on a camping trip. Apparently their mistreatment of their surroundings prompts nature to fight back. I’m going to be fucking disappointed if a vine doesn’t grab someones leg. Or if a flower of some sort doesn’t shoot poison stinger.
Jan 23rd
Messed up my nails, this is why I love sparkly polish. Covers the imperfection.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
Sarah: Possible KOL..ooh wait no.
Sophie: Woah more like Rapes of Leon.
Sarah and Sophie: ROL?!
Jan 22nd
Woo food ordered for 11, husband on way to pub. Videogame time!
Jan 22nd
hell to the yeah
husband will buy me takeaway! Stir Fried Monk’s Mixed Vegetables < what? they stir some monks?!
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
Sophie didn’t hear me say, “Ah! Hearing aids half price, shall we get some?”
Jan 22nd
You don’t open trapdoors unless people speak! Silly Michael Pitt
Jan 21st
Joaquin’s character is called Lucious. Luscious Lucious.
Jan 21st
Michael Pitt’s mouth. That is all.
Jan 21st
Over use of tumblr about to occur Watching The Village. Joaquin is ultimate KOL.
Jan 21st
Wow, she’s my age and this was her sixth breast enlargement operation.  Quite sad how far some people need to go to alter their appearance. “A German porn star has died following complications during her sixth breast enlargement. Cora, real name Carolin Berger, had been in a coma for nine days following the operation when she died yesterday. The 23-year-old had gone under the...
Jan 21st
Awesome free event yes?
“Chinese New Year 2011 Sunday 6th February 2011 Time:11am to 7pm Venues: Chinatown and Manchester Town Hall Albert Square It is a FREE outdoor event. The year of Smooth Rabbit is welcomed with a glittering array of festivities including: Dragon and Lion Dances, Parade, Money God distributes Red Lucky Pockets Kung Fu, Qigong, Award-winning acrobatics, Music & Folk dance performances,...
Jan 21st
Weird day,up at 6am after a week of 2am bedtimes. In work 730-1pm. Dentist, no needles! Just a bit of filling missing so it was covered. Aussome. Now off home to hoover and tidy, husband been away since Monday and I’ve been the worlds untidiest wife. Black Swan tomorrow with the Sophie
Jan 21st
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This year we will experience 4 unusual dates: 1/1/11 - 1/11/11 - 11/1/11 - 11/11/11  Now take the last 2 digits of the year you were born add it together with the age you will be this year & you will get 111 You gotta love all the 1’s this year.
Jan 19th
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Parts of conversations that occur in work you...
Have I put you off vajazzles then?
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Stay the fuck back!
The above works on wolves.
Jan 19th
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They didn’t eat his hand though, so it’s ok right, surely it can scurry off to get help? Wait no..she’s gonna need his hand to transplant hers, she stupidly held onto the bar with the hand that HAS NO GLOVE. So it’s frozen stuck. HA
Jan 19th
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THE WOLF ATE HIS FACE OFF oh yeah btw SPOILERS
Jan 19th
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OH MY GOD, THAT WAS A WOLF.
I’m only watching to see what happens next.
Jan 19th