January 2011
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Just been listening to Adele’s new album on the bus. Songs breaking my heart.
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My lovely horse, running through the field
Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist
My lovely horse, you’re a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night

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My B I T C H’S on my dick like this
Totally giddy in the pub talking about terrible things. Text sophie a love story.
About to watch Scott Pilgrim vs The World for the first time.
hell to the cera
Its really sad to see what the little girls are wearing, and the way they are dancing. It really is sexualising little girls, its just awful.
Big fat gypsy wedding.
I just died. Chanel bedding. Big fat gypsy wedding. Yeah CHANEL bedding.
I also screamed the loudest scream. Tiny spide on my leg. SCREAM
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Amanda Seyfried is fucking hot. I so would.
Diablo Cody’s writing makes it so hard to like the characters, I just adore Amanda so she can do no wrong. But there is no need for every few sentences to be laden with sarcasm, dry wit and strange expressions.
Watching Jennifer’s Body. Not sure why. Can’t stop looking at Megan Fox’s lips. They just don’t look real.
My mind is fucked.
Off to Edinburgh in the morning with some of the peoples from work. Worked hard and won an incentive to go for Burn’s Night.
Packed a bag, struggling to be happy with what I’ve packed.
MEH
Glee!
Dear grilled cheesus. First of all you’re super delicious.
Is God an evil dwarf?
Whenever I pray I fall asleep.
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I give up, boring movie.
But its ok Pulp Fiction in five minutes
Don’t know if I can survive waiting to see how nature wreaks havoc. Acting is shit awful.
Long weekend
About to watch a movie about a couple on a camping trip. Apparently their mistreatment of their surroundings prompts nature to fight back.
I’m going to be fucking disappointed if a vine doesn’t grab someones leg. Or if a flower of some sort doesn’t shoot poison stinger.
Messed up my nails, this is why I love sparkly polish. Covers the imperfection.
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Sarah: Possible KOL..ooh wait no.
Sophie: Woah more like Rapes of Leon.
Sarah and Sophie: ROL?!
Woo food ordered for 11, husband on way to pub. Videogame time!
hell to the yeah
husband will buy me takeaway!
Stir Fried Monk’s Mixed Vegetables < what? they stir some monks?!
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Sophie didn’t hear me say, “Ah! Hearing aids half price, shall we get some?”
You don’t open trapdoors unless people speak! Silly Michael Pitt
Joaquin’s character is called Lucious.
Luscious Lucious.
Michael Pitt’s mouth. That is all.
Over use of tumblr about to occur
Watching The Village. Joaquin is ultimate KOL.
Wow, she’s my age and this was her sixth breast enlargement operation.
Quite sad how far some people need to go to alter their appearance.
“A German porn star has died following complications during her sixth breast enlargement.
Cora, real name Carolin Berger, had been in a coma for nine days following the operation when she died yesterday.
The 23-year-old had gone under the...
Awesome free event yes?
“Chinese New Year 2011 Sunday 6th February 2011 Time:11am to 7pm
Venues: Chinatown and Manchester Town Hall Albert Square
It is a FREE outdoor event. The year of Smooth Rabbit is welcomed with a glittering array of festivities including: Dragon and Lion Dances, Parade, Money God distributes Red Lucky Pockets Kung Fu, Qigong, Award-winning acrobatics, Music & Folk dance performances,...
Weird day,up at 6am after a week of 2am bedtimes. In work 730-1pm. Dentist, no needles! Just a bit of filling missing so it was covered. Aussome.
Now off home to hoover and tidy, husband been away since Monday and I’ve been the worlds untidiest wife.
Black Swan tomorrow with the Sophie
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This year we will experience 4 unusual dates: 1/1/11 - 1/11/11 - 11/1/11 - 11/11/11
Now take the last 2 digits of the year you were born add it together with the age you will be this year & you will get 111
You gotta love all the 1’s this year.
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Parts of conversations that occur in work you...
Have I put you off vajazzles then?
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Stay the fuck back!
The above works on wolves.
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They didn’t eat his hand though, so it’s ok right, surely it can scurry off to get help?
Wait no..she’s gonna need his hand to transplant hers, she stupidly held onto the bar with the hand that HAS NO GLOVE. So it’s frozen stuck. HA
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THE WOLF ATE HIS FACE OFF
oh yeah btw SPOILERS
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OH MY GOD, THAT WAS A WOLF.
I’m only watching to see what happens next.